See Jane Get Rich

December 2009

I finish all my exams and arrived home for my winter break.  The very next day, I start my holiday job at the big box retail store.  The Other Child (OC), my older sibling, was back at home because the OC quit a training program/job after six months and was about to launch an entrepreneurial effort.  The OC spend all its time at home researching and doing various things for this new business.  You know, the business that was going to be the one that succeeds.

 Bum my parent and I spoke again about the loan.  Bum was not going to cut off the Other Child completely as I desired before the OC’s business took off…which could be a number of years.  But, after having a $0 tuition bill for the last two semesters I would have to pay $9k in tuition for my final semester of law school.  That was going to hurt me financially.  But, I can’t stand by and do nothing while Bum struggled with credit card debt. 

I decided to help Bum out by giving a loan of $15,000 without any of the earlier conditions  for three reasons. 

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November 2009

I go home for Thanksgiving and my parent Bum and I have a face-to-face talk.  Bum wants a loan to pay off all the credit card debt.  By this time, Bum has estimated the figure to be about $15k and the interest rate are in the high teens but no specific figures are disclosed to me.  I get frustrated about the lack of disclosures provided to me as a prospective lender, but I realize that this was a great opportunity to get rid of the Other Child from Bum’s financial picture once and for all.  

 So, I go in for the (financial) kill:

My Offer to Bum

• (1) $15k loan with no interest rate with repayments according to an agreed schedule. 
• (2) Complete disclosure of all debts and interest rates with documentation.  
• (3) Sign a contract agreeing to the terms. 
• (4) Must completely and utterly stop financially supporting the Other Child. 
  • First violation: Loan will have a 5% interest rate and interest will be immediately due. 
  • Second violation: Interest will increase to 10% and the interest will be immediately due. 
  • Third violation: The loan is in official default and all money must be returned immediately. 
• (5) Every term except for #4 dealing with the Other Child is negotiable. 

Bum’s Response?

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September    

In September, I was talking to Bum about money when Bum just happen to mention Bum has some money on Bum’s credit card that needs to be paid off.

Wait.  Hold up.  Did you just say credit card debt?  Whaaaaaatttttt?

I was blown away.  Bum is not someone I would think of when I think of the stereotypical person with credit card debt.  Bum doesn’t go shopping that much.  Bum eats out once in a while.  Bum’s biggest purchase most recently was a new hybrid paid in full through a HELOC.   Bum makes very good money.  But, Bum has two children who was still relying on Bum for help. 

So, my next question was: What exactly is all this credit card debt from, Bum?

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I love my parent.  I only have one so my parent is even more special to me.  Let’s call this solo genderless parent “Bum,” not to be confused with Mum or Dum…er…Dad.  Bum lost Bum’s spouse when I was born.  Losing a parent is very hard but with Bum my life is full and I have never felt like anything in my life was missing. 

I love my Bum.  Bum loves me.  Bum is smart, hardworking and kind.  Bum has been there for me all my life.  I share my Bum with the other child, er, sibling.  I don’t like my sibling.  I do not yet have a pseudonym for the other child so we shall refer to this genderless solo sibling as that “Irresponsible Get Rich Quick A—hole” until I come with another name.  Or maybe, I will just call it the “Other Child.”  I think that will work too. 

I keep telling myself this sibling of mine is really adopted, but so far all evidence has been to the contrary.  For one thing, the sibling looks just like Bum.  Bum really likes science and math and the Other Child likes and excels in all that too unlike to me.  Bum and the Other Child are both concerned about how they are perceived by others whereas I am not.  Once, I wore sweat pants everyday to law school for one entire semester.    

That’s it.  That’s my family.  Now, you know that if I am talking about my family and since this is a personal finance blog the next post will be about me lending money to one of these two characters in my life.  Guess which one?